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Apr 18, 2014

slaterton:

romangod:

what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”

i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel

(via notyoureverydaycliche)

Apr 18, 2014

Apr 17, 2014

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via leahdoreroosevelt)

Apr 17, 2014

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

(Source: thatssoproblematic, via leahdoreroosevelt)

Apr 17, 2014

sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

(Source: sherlockocity, via oliviajewels)

Apr 17, 2014

thelovenotebook:

Good Vibes HERE http://these-teen-quotes.tumblr.com/

thelovenotebook:

Good Vibes HERE

(via justanother-beautifuldisaster)

Apr 17, 2014

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via afaultinmystars)

Apr 17, 2014

I have the most insane heartburn right now. Damn you, acid reflux.

Apr 17, 2014

imsoshive:

When you really wanna slap the shit outta somebody, but you tryna get right with the Lord.

imsoshive:

When you really wanna slap the shit outta somebody, but you tryna get right with the Lord.

(via ruinedchildhood)

Apr 17, 2014

(Source: travalicious, via pleatedjeans)